Overview
Dave drones on and on about a buzzkill staffer who declined Dave's offer of a free apple; in honor of this unknown staffer, Paul reprises his hit song "Lumpy Colon"; Dave repeats Rupert's very first "bothering people" bit from 1994.
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8 - 1Wesley Snipes, Dido August 21, 2000 -
8 - 2Jon Favreau, Stone Temple Pilots August 22, 2000
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8 - 3Jack Hanna, Wyclef Jean, Survivor Castaways August 23, 2000
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8 - 4Richard Hatch, Shaquille O'Neal August 24, 2000
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8 - 5Charles Grodin, Donal Logue August 25, 2000
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8 - 6Mary Tyler Moore, Papa Roach August 28, 2000
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8 - 7Ricki Lake, Adam Ferrara August 29, 2000
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8 - 8Rudy Giuliani, Laetitia Casta August 30, 2000
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8 - 9D.L. Hughley, Tony Bennett & Diana Krall August 31, 2000
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8 - 10Tim Robbins, Andy Kindler September 01, 2000
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8 - 11Carson Daly, Dwight Yoakam September 04, 2000
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8 - 12Renee Zellweger, Bonnie Raitt September 05, 2000
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8 - 13Jamie Foxx, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals September 06, 2000
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8 - 14Jesse Ventura, Spinal Tap September 07, 2000
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8 - 15Greg Kinnear, Jake Johannsen September 08, 2000
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8 - 16Marat Safin, Sting September 11, 2000
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8 - 17Chris Rock, Emmylou Harris September 12, 2000
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8 - 18Sally Field, Eddie Irvine September 13, 2000
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8 - 19Al Gore, Crosby Stills & Nash September 14, 2000
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8 - 20Kate Hudson, Supergrass September 15, 2000
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8 - 21Sylvester Stallone, Rocco DiSpirito September 25, 2000
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8 - 22Gabriel Byrne, Kevin James September 26, 2000
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8 - 23Denzel Washington, Mark Knopfler September 27, 2000
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8 - 24Ray Romano, Ralph Nader September 28, 2000
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8 - 25Jada Pinkett Smith, LL Cool J September 29, 2000
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8 - 26Geena Davis, Tom Cavanagh October 02, 2000
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8 - 27Christine Baranski, Green Day October 03, 2000
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8 - 28Farrah Fawcett, Loretta Lynn October 04, 2000
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8 - 29Kevin Spacey, Lenny Krayzelberg October 05, 2000
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8 - 30Magic Johnson, Jewel October 09, 2000
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8 - 31Ben Stiller, Merle Haggard October 06, 2000
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8 - 32Regis Philbin, Jim Gaffigan October 10, 2000
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8 - 33Jason Alexander, Anthony Boudain, Foo Fighters October 11, 2000
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8 - 34Martha Stewart, Spike Lee October 12, 2000
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8 - 35Mark Wahlberg, Incubus October 13, 2000
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8 - 36James Caan, Angela Perez Baraquio October 16, 2000
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8 - 37Helen Hunt, Willie Nelson October 17, 2000
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8 - 38Joaquin Phoenix, Allison Moorer October 18, 2000
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8 - 39George W. Bush October 19, 2000
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8 - 40Lawrence Fishburne, Lenny Kravitz October 20, 2000
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8 - 41Will Smith, Derek Jeter October 30, 2000
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8 - 42Show #1500 October 31, 2000
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8 - 43Alec Baldwin, Gil de Ferran November 01, 2000
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8 - 44Kathie Lee Gifford, Mark Borchardt November 02, 2000
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8 - 45Madonna November 03, 2000
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8 - 46Don Rickles, Moby & Gwen Stefani November 06, 2000
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8 - 47Adam Sandler, Outkast November 08, 2000
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8 - 48Cokie Roberts, Patricia Arquette November 09, 2000
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8 - 49Lucy Liu, Aaron Neville November 10, 2000
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8 - 50Kid Scientists, Samuel L. Jackson November 13, 2000
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8 - 51Bruce Willis, Charles Barkley November 14, 2000
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8 - 52Mike Myers, Ricky Martin November 15, 2000
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8 - 53Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Elliot November 16, 2000
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8 - 54Val Kilmer, Everclear November 17, 2000
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8 - 55Susan Sarandon, Kasey Chambers November 20, 2000
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8 - 56Brian Williams, Faith Hill November 21, 2000
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8 - 57Richard Simmons, Giselle Bundchen November 22, 2000
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8 - 58Stupid Human Tricks, Keri Russell November 23, 2000
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8 - 59Matthew Broderick, David Gray November 24, 2000
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8 - 60Bette Midler, Jack Hanna November 27, 2000
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8 - 61Martha Stewart, Christina Aquilera November 28, 2000
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8 - 62Jon Stewart, Everlast November 29, 2000
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8 - 63Mel Gibson, Todd Barry December 11, 2000
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8 - 64Charles Grodin, Bobby LaBonte December 12, 2000
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8 - 65Jay Thomas, Orny Adams December 13, 2000
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8 - 66Helen Hunt, Robert Klein December 14, 2000
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8 - 67CBS Mailbag, At the Drive-In December 15, 2000
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8 - 68Sean Connery, Barenaked Ladies December 18, 2000
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8 - 69Tom Hanks, Darlene Love December 19, 2000
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8 - 70George Clooney, Sade December 20, 2000
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8 - 71Juliette Binoche, Jonathan Witherspoon December 21, 2000
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8 - 72Uma Thurman, Brian Regan December 22, 2000
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8 - 73Lily Tomlin, Anthony Clark December 26, 2000
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8 - 74Jay Mohr, Snoop Dogg December 27, 2000
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8 - 75Benjamin Bratt, Jimmie Walker December 28, 2000
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8 - 76Matt Damon, Fuel December 29, 2000
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8 - 77Sarah Jessica Parker, Jamie Bell January 08, 2001
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8 - 78Tim Robbins, Julie Bowen January 09, 2001
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8 - 79Dennis Quaid, Jason Seahorn January 10, 2001
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8 - 80Kim Cattrall, Bob Sarlatte January 11, 2001
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8 - 81Christine Baranski, Seal January 12, 2001
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8 - 82Dan Rather, Vinnie Jones January 15, 2001
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8 - 83Sean Penn, Lauren Kessler January 16, 2001
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8 - 84Matthew McConaughey, Elle Macpherson January 17, 2001
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8 - 85Neve Campbell, George Miller January 18, 2001
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8 - 86Tom Selleck, Richard Ashcroft January 19, 2001
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8 - 87John Goodman, 3 Doors Down January 29, 2001
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8 - 88Dolly Parton, William Peterson January 30, 2001
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8 - 89Patricia Heaton, Jeff Pobst January 31, 2001
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8 - 90Keanu Reeves, Tony Siragusa February 01, 2001
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8 - 91Jack Black, Aimee Mann February 02, 2001
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8 - 92Anthony Hopkins, Erykah Badu February 05, 2001
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8 - 93Jennifer Lopez, matchbox twenty February 06, 2001
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8 - 94Marv Albert, Katie Holmes February 07, 2001
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8 - 95Regis Philbin, Rod Stewart February 08, 2001
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8 - 96David Boreanaz, Mitch Hedberg February 09, 2001
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8 - 97Kelly Ripa, Jamie Oliver February 12, 2001
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8 - 98Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Cavanagh February 13, 2001
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8 - 99Chris Rock, Spacehog February 14, 2001
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8 - 100Stephanie Seymour, Nelly February 15, 2001
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8 - 101Megan Mullally, Eddie Brill February 16, 2001
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8 - 102Julia Roberts February 19, 2001
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8 - 103Samuel L. Jackson, Timothy Treadwell February 20, 2001
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8 - 104James Caan, Nelly Furtado February 21, 2001
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8 - 105Benicio Del Toro, Shaggy February 22, 2001
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8 - 106Bill O'Reilly, Jim Gaffigan February 23, 2001
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8 - 107Kevin Pollack, Dave Matthews Band February 26, 2001
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8 - 108
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8 - 109Tom Brokaw, Leslie Bibb February 28, 2001
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8 - 110Martin Short, Jake Johannsen March 01, 2001
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8 - 111Michael Imperiloli, Josh Joplin Group March 02, 2001
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8 - 112Janet Jackson, Jill Scott March 12, 2001
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8 - 113Denis Leary, Anne Bancroft & Liv Arnesen March 13, 2001
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8 - 114Cokie Roberts, Uncle Kracker March 14, 2001
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8 - 115Antonio Banderas, Nick Cave March 19, 2001
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8 - 116Kristin Davis, Grant Paulsen March 20, 2001
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8 - 117Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Simon March 21, 2001
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8 - 118George Carlin, Powderfinger March 26, 2001
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8 - 119Nathan Lane, Shannon Elizabeth, Cast of The Producers March 27, 2001
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8 - 120Jennifer Love Hewitt, Train March 28, 2001
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8 - 121Johnny Knoxville, The Go-Go's March 29, 2001
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8 - 122Isabella Rossellini, Wendy Lieberman March 30, 2001
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8 - 123Craig Kilborn, Warren Zevon April 02, 2001
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8 - 124Hugh Grant, Sade April 03, 2001
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8 - 125Paul Reubens, Run DMC & Stephan Jenkins April 04, 2001
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8 - 126David Spade, Amanda & Jonny Schwebel April 05, 2001
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8 - 127Carson Daley, Jann Karem, The CBS Giant Orchestra April 06, 2001
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8 - 128Mike Krzyzewski, Semisonic April 09, 2001
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8 - 129Renee Zellweger, Stephen Malkmus April 10, 2001
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8 - 130Holly Hunter, Idlewild April 11, 2001
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8 - 131Tom Green, Dr. Geoffrey Marcy April 12, 2001
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8 - 132LL Cool J, The Living End April 13, 2001
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8 - 133Liv Tyler, Billy Idol April 23, 2001
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8 - 134Billy Crystal, The Bee-Gees April 24, 2001
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8 - 135Don Rickles, Jayson Williams April 25, 2001
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8 - 136Sylvester Stallone, Green Day April 26, 2001
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8 - 137John Goodman, Jeff Stilson April 27, 2001
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8 - 138Kirsten Dunst, Cirque de Soleil April 30, 2001
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8 - 139Matthew Broderick, Brandi Chastain May 01, 2001
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8 - 140Regis Philbin, David Gray May 02, 2001
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8 - 141Bill Murray, Stevie Nicks May 03, 2001
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8 - 142Joan Cusack, Andy Kindler May 04, 2001
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8 - 143Tina Wesson, Kate Hudson, The Blind Boys of Alabama May 07, 2001
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8 - 144Uma Thurman, Blues Traveler May 08, 2001
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8 - 145Kid Scientists, Juliette Lewis May 09, 2001
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8 - 146Jenna Elfman, Destiny's Child May 10, 2001
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8 - 147Heath Ledger, Lewis Black May 11, 2001
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8 - 148Charlie Sheen, Missy Elliot May 14, 2001
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8 - 149John Travolta, R.E.M. May 15, 2001
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8 - 150Mike Myers, David Byrne May 16, 2001
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8 - 151Andrea Noceti, Jack Hannah, Ricky Martin May 17, 2001
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8 - 152Kelsey Grammar, Smothers Brothers May 18, 2001
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8 - 153Ray Romano, Dennis Tito May 21, 2001
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8 - 154Stupid Human Tricks, Ellen DeGeneres May 22, 2001
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8 - 155Alec Baldwin, Yogi Berra May 23, 2001
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8 - 156Tom Brokaw, Badly Drawn Boy May 24, 2001
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8 - 157Danny DeVito, Larry Miller May 25, 2001
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8 - 158Helio Castroneves, Tom Dreesen, Lucinda Williams June 04, 2001
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8 - 159David Duchovny, Trisha Yearwood June 05, 2001
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8 - 160Jimmy Fallon, The Black Crowes June 06, 2001
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8 - 161Dan Rather, Elvis Costello & Anne Sofie von Otter June 07, 2001
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8 - 162Andy Dick, Brian Regan June 08, 2001
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8 - 163Marv Albert, Sugar Ray June 11, 2001
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8 - 164Luke Perry, Jim White June 12, 2001
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8 - 165Kim Cattrell, Mary Chapin Carpenter June 13, 2001
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8 - 166Star Jones, blink-182 June 14, 2001
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8 - 167Jon Stewart, David Brenner June 15, 2001
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8 - 168Dikenbe Mutombo, David Bowley, Cesaria Evora June 18, 2001
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8 - 169Tom Arnold, David Sedaris June 19, 2001
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8 - 170Jimmy Kimmel, PJ Harvey June 20, 2001
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8 - 171Ewan McGregor, Moby June 21, 2001
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8 - 172Chris Elliot, Harry Hill June 22, 2001
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8 - 173John McCain, Shawn Wayans June 25, 2001
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8 - 174Catherine Zeta-Jones, Depeche Mode June 26, 2001
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8 - 175Marlon Wayans, Alan Webb, Coldplay June 27, 2001
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8 - 176Sean Hayes, Brian Wilson, Darrius Rucker, Matthew Sweet June 28, 2001
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8 - 177Tony Danza, Nick DiPaolo June 29, 2001
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8 - 178Reese Witherspoon, Jonatha Brooke July 09, 2001
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8 - 179Julia Roberts, Travis July 10, 2001
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8 - 180Edward Norton, Dido July 11, 2001
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8 - 181Juliana Marguiles, George Miller July 12, 2001
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8 - 182Vince Vaughn, Elayne Boosler July 13, 2001
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8 - 183Piedmont Bird Callers, Hank Azaria, Maria McKee July 16, 2001
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8 - 184Kelly Ripa, Bob Sarlotte July 17, 2001
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8 - 185John McEnroe, Youssou N'Dour July 18, 2001
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8 - 186Jon Favreau, The Holmes Brothers July 19, 2001
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8 - 187Billy Crystal, Al Lubel July 20, 2001
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8 - 188Jeff Meyer, Christopher Walken, Widespread Panic July 23, 2001
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8 - 189Tom Selleck, David Rakoff July 24, 2001
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8 - 190Mark Wahlberg, Michael Lomonaco, Tegan & Sara July 25, 2001
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8 - 191Greg Kinnear, Afro Celt Sound System & Peter Gabriel July 26, 2001
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8 - 192Marilu Henner, Hugh Fink July 27, 2001
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8 - 193Kristin Davis, Nanci Griffith, Mark Borschardt July 30, 2001
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8 - 194Sean Combs July 31, 2001
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8 - 195Lance Armstrong, Thora Birch, Jamie O'Neal August 01, 2001
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8 - 196Nicole Kidman, Iggy Pop August 02, 2001
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8 - 197Antonio Banderas, Jeffrey Ross August 03, 2001