Overview
Alan Kalter interrupts Dave with a few seductive words for Jennifer Lopez on the occasion of her break-up with Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs. Shortly afterwards, he starts singing some sort of ballad, when suddenly "Big Red" is shot several times. Dave, looking rather deadpan through all of this, recommends Bacitracin® ointment for Alan's multiple gunshot wounds.
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8 - 1Wesley Snipes, Dido August 21, 2000 -
8 - 2Jon Favreau, Stone Temple Pilots August 22, 2000
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8 - 3Jack Hanna, Wyclef Jean, Survivor Castaways August 23, 2000
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8 - 4Richard Hatch, Shaquille O'Neal August 24, 2000
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8 - 5Charles Grodin, Donal Logue August 25, 2000
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8 - 6Mary Tyler Moore, Papa Roach August 28, 2000
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8 - 7Ricki Lake, Adam Ferrara August 29, 2000
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8 - 8Rudy Giuliani, Laetitia Casta August 30, 2000
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8 - 9D.L. Hughley, Tony Bennett & Diana Krall August 31, 2000
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8 - 10Tim Robbins, Andy Kindler September 01, 2000
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8 - 11Carson Daly, Dwight Yoakam September 04, 2000
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8 - 12Renee Zellweger, Bonnie Raitt September 05, 2000
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8 - 13Jamie Foxx, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals September 06, 2000
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8 - 14Jesse Ventura, Spinal Tap September 07, 2000
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8 - 15Greg Kinnear, Jake Johannsen September 08, 2000
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8 - 16Marat Safin, Sting September 11, 2000
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8 - 17Chris Rock, Emmylou Harris September 12, 2000
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8 - 18Sally Field, Eddie Irvine September 13, 2000
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8 - 19Al Gore, Crosby Stills & Nash September 14, 2000
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8 - 20Kate Hudson, Supergrass September 15, 2000
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8 - 21Sylvester Stallone, Rocco DiSpirito September 25, 2000
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8 - 22Gabriel Byrne, Kevin James September 26, 2000
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8 - 23Denzel Washington, Mark Knopfler September 27, 2000
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8 - 24Ray Romano, Ralph Nader September 28, 2000
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8 - 25Jada Pinkett Smith, LL Cool J September 29, 2000
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8 - 26Geena Davis, Tom Cavanagh October 02, 2000
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8 - 27Christine Baranski, Green Day October 03, 2000
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8 - 28Farrah Fawcett, Loretta Lynn October 04, 2000
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8 - 29Kevin Spacey, Lenny Krayzelberg October 05, 2000
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8 - 30Magic Johnson, Jewel October 09, 2000
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8 - 31Ben Stiller, Merle Haggard October 06, 2000
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8 - 32Regis Philbin, Jim Gaffigan October 10, 2000
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8 - 33Jason Alexander, Anthony Boudain, Foo Fighters October 11, 2000
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8 - 34Martha Stewart, Spike Lee October 12, 2000
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8 - 35Mark Wahlberg, Incubus October 13, 2000
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8 - 36James Caan, Angela Perez Baraquio October 16, 2000
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8 - 37Helen Hunt, Willie Nelson October 17, 2000
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8 - 38Joaquin Phoenix, Allison Moorer October 18, 2000
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8 - 39George W. Bush October 19, 2000
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8 - 40Lawrence Fishburne, Lenny Kravitz October 20, 2000
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8 - 41Will Smith, Derek Jeter October 30, 2000
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8 - 42Show #1500 October 31, 2000
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8 - 43Alec Baldwin, Gil de Ferran November 01, 2000
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8 - 44Kathie Lee Gifford, Mark Borchardt November 02, 2000
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8 - 45Madonna November 03, 2000
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8 - 46Don Rickles, Moby & Gwen Stefani November 06, 2000
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8 - 47Adam Sandler, Outkast November 08, 2000
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8 - 48Cokie Roberts, Patricia Arquette November 09, 2000
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8 - 49Lucy Liu, Aaron Neville November 10, 2000
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8 - 50Kid Scientists, Samuel L. Jackson November 13, 2000
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8 - 51Bruce Willis, Charles Barkley November 14, 2000
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8 - 52Mike Myers, Ricky Martin November 15, 2000
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8 - 53Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Elliot November 16, 2000
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8 - 54Val Kilmer, Everclear November 17, 2000
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8 - 55Susan Sarandon, Kasey Chambers November 20, 2000
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8 - 56Brian Williams, Faith Hill November 21, 2000
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8 - 57Richard Simmons, Giselle Bundchen November 22, 2000
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8 - 58Stupid Human Tricks, Keri Russell November 23, 2000
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8 - 59Matthew Broderick, David Gray November 24, 2000
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8 - 60Bette Midler, Jack Hanna November 27, 2000
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8 - 61Martha Stewart, Christina Aquilera November 28, 2000
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8 - 62Jon Stewart, Everlast November 29, 2000
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8 - 63Mel Gibson, Todd Barry December 11, 2000
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8 - 64Charles Grodin, Bobby LaBonte December 12, 2000
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8 - 65Jay Thomas, Orny Adams December 13, 2000
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8 - 66Helen Hunt, Robert Klein December 14, 2000
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8 - 67CBS Mailbag, At the Drive-In December 15, 2000
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8 - 68Sean Connery, Barenaked Ladies December 18, 2000
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8 - 69Tom Hanks, Darlene Love December 19, 2000
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8 - 70George Clooney, Sade December 20, 2000
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8 - 71Juliette Binoche, Jonathan Witherspoon December 21, 2000
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8 - 72Uma Thurman, Brian Regan December 22, 2000
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8 - 73Lily Tomlin, Anthony Clark December 26, 2000
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8 - 74Jay Mohr, Snoop Dogg December 27, 2000
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8 - 75Benjamin Bratt, Jimmie Walker December 28, 2000
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8 - 76Matt Damon, Fuel December 29, 2000
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8 - 77Sarah Jessica Parker, Jamie Bell January 08, 2001
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8 - 78Tim Robbins, Julie Bowen January 09, 2001
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8 - 79Dennis Quaid, Jason Seahorn January 10, 2001
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8 - 80Kim Cattrall, Bob Sarlatte January 11, 2001
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8 - 81Christine Baranski, Seal January 12, 2001
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8 - 82Dan Rather, Vinnie Jones January 15, 2001
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8 - 83Sean Penn, Lauren Kessler January 16, 2001
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8 - 84Matthew McConaughey, Elle Macpherson January 17, 2001
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8 - 85Neve Campbell, George Miller January 18, 2001
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8 - 86Tom Selleck, Richard Ashcroft January 19, 2001
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8 - 87John Goodman, 3 Doors Down January 29, 2001
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8 - 88Dolly Parton, William Peterson January 30, 2001
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8 - 89Patricia Heaton, Jeff Pobst January 31, 2001
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8 - 90Keanu Reeves, Tony Siragusa February 01, 2001
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8 - 91Jack Black, Aimee Mann February 02, 2001
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8 - 92Anthony Hopkins, Erykah Badu February 05, 2001
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8 - 93Jennifer Lopez, matchbox twenty February 06, 2001
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8 - 94Marv Albert, Katie Holmes February 07, 2001
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8 - 95Regis Philbin, Rod Stewart February 08, 2001
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8 - 96David Boreanaz, Mitch Hedberg February 09, 2001
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8 - 97Kelly Ripa, Jamie Oliver February 12, 2001
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8 - 98Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Cavanagh February 13, 2001
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8 - 99Chris Rock, Spacehog February 14, 2001
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8 - 100Stephanie Seymour, Nelly February 15, 2001
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8 - 101Megan Mullally, Eddie Brill February 16, 2001
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8 - 102Julia Roberts February 19, 2001
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8 - 103Samuel L. Jackson, Timothy Treadwell February 20, 2001
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8 - 104James Caan, Nelly Furtado February 21, 2001
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8 - 105Benicio Del Toro, Shaggy February 22, 2001
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8 - 106Bill O'Reilly, Jim Gaffigan February 23, 2001
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8 - 107Kevin Pollack, Dave Matthews Band February 26, 2001
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8 - 108
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8 - 109Tom Brokaw, Leslie Bibb February 28, 2001
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8 - 110Martin Short, Jake Johannsen March 01, 2001
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8 - 111Michael Imperiloli, Josh Joplin Group March 02, 2001
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8 - 112Janet Jackson, Jill Scott March 12, 2001
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8 - 113Denis Leary, Anne Bancroft & Liv Arnesen March 13, 2001
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8 - 114Cokie Roberts, Uncle Kracker March 14, 2001
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8 - 115Antonio Banderas, Nick Cave March 19, 2001
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8 - 116Kristin Davis, Grant Paulsen March 20, 2001
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8 - 117Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Simon March 21, 2001
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8 - 118George Carlin, Powderfinger March 26, 2001
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8 - 119Nathan Lane, Shannon Elizabeth, Cast of The Producers March 27, 2001
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8 - 120Jennifer Love Hewitt, Train March 28, 2001
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8 - 121Johnny Knoxville, The Go-Go's March 29, 2001
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8 - 122Isabella Rossellini, Wendy Lieberman March 30, 2001
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8 - 123Craig Kilborn, Warren Zevon April 02, 2001
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8 - 124Hugh Grant, Sade April 03, 2001
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8 - 125Paul Reubens, Run DMC & Stephan Jenkins April 04, 2001
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8 - 126David Spade, Amanda & Jonny Schwebel April 05, 2001
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8 - 127Carson Daley, Jann Karem, The CBS Giant Orchestra April 06, 2001
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8 - 128Mike Krzyzewski, Semisonic April 09, 2001
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8 - 129Renee Zellweger, Stephen Malkmus April 10, 2001
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8 - 130Holly Hunter, Idlewild April 11, 2001
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8 - 131Tom Green, Dr. Geoffrey Marcy April 12, 2001
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8 - 132LL Cool J, The Living End April 13, 2001
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8 - 133Liv Tyler, Billy Idol April 23, 2001
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8 - 134Billy Crystal, The Bee-Gees April 24, 2001
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8 - 135Don Rickles, Jayson Williams April 25, 2001
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8 - 136Sylvester Stallone, Green Day April 26, 2001
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8 - 137John Goodman, Jeff Stilson April 27, 2001
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8 - 138Kirsten Dunst, Cirque de Soleil April 30, 2001
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8 - 139Matthew Broderick, Brandi Chastain May 01, 2001
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8 - 140Regis Philbin, David Gray May 02, 2001
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8 - 141Bill Murray, Stevie Nicks May 03, 2001
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8 - 142Joan Cusack, Andy Kindler May 04, 2001
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8 - 143Tina Wesson, Kate Hudson, The Blind Boys of Alabama May 07, 2001
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8 - 144Uma Thurman, Blues Traveler May 08, 2001
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8 - 145Kid Scientists, Juliette Lewis May 09, 2001
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8 - 146Jenna Elfman, Destiny's Child May 10, 2001
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8 - 147Heath Ledger, Lewis Black May 11, 2001
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8 - 148Charlie Sheen, Missy Elliot May 14, 2001
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8 - 149John Travolta, R.E.M. May 15, 2001
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8 - 150Mike Myers, David Byrne May 16, 2001
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8 - 151Andrea Noceti, Jack Hannah, Ricky Martin May 17, 2001
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8 - 152Kelsey Grammar, Smothers Brothers May 18, 2001
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8 - 153Ray Romano, Dennis Tito May 21, 2001
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8 - 154Stupid Human Tricks, Ellen DeGeneres May 22, 2001
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8 - 155Alec Baldwin, Yogi Berra May 23, 2001
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8 - 156Tom Brokaw, Badly Drawn Boy May 24, 2001
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8 - 157Danny DeVito, Larry Miller May 25, 2001
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8 - 158Helio Castroneves, Tom Dreesen, Lucinda Williams June 04, 2001
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8 - 159David Duchovny, Trisha Yearwood June 05, 2001
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8 - 160Jimmy Fallon, The Black Crowes June 06, 2001
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8 - 161Dan Rather, Elvis Costello & Anne Sofie von Otter June 07, 2001
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8 - 162Andy Dick, Brian Regan June 08, 2001
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8 - 163Marv Albert, Sugar Ray June 11, 2001
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8 - 164Luke Perry, Jim White June 12, 2001
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8 - 165Kim Cattrell, Mary Chapin Carpenter June 13, 2001
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8 - 166Star Jones, blink-182 June 14, 2001
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8 - 167Jon Stewart, David Brenner June 15, 2001
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8 - 168Dikenbe Mutombo, David Bowley, Cesaria Evora June 18, 2001
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8 - 169Tom Arnold, David Sedaris June 19, 2001
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8 - 170Jimmy Kimmel, PJ Harvey June 20, 2001
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8 - 171Ewan McGregor, Moby June 21, 2001
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8 - 172Chris Elliot, Harry Hill June 22, 2001
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8 - 173John McCain, Shawn Wayans June 25, 2001
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8 - 174Catherine Zeta-Jones, Depeche Mode June 26, 2001
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8 - 175Marlon Wayans, Alan Webb, Coldplay June 27, 2001
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8 - 176Sean Hayes, Brian Wilson, Darrius Rucker, Matthew Sweet June 28, 2001
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8 - 177Tony Danza, Nick DiPaolo June 29, 2001
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8 - 178Reese Witherspoon, Jonatha Brooke July 09, 2001
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8 - 179Julia Roberts, Travis July 10, 2001
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8 - 180Edward Norton, Dido July 11, 2001
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8 - 181Juliana Marguiles, George Miller July 12, 2001
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8 - 182Vince Vaughn, Elayne Boosler July 13, 2001
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8 - 183Piedmont Bird Callers, Hank Azaria, Maria McKee July 16, 2001
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8 - 184Kelly Ripa, Bob Sarlotte July 17, 2001
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8 - 185John McEnroe, Youssou N'Dour July 18, 2001
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8 - 186Jon Favreau, The Holmes Brothers July 19, 2001
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8 - 187Billy Crystal, Al Lubel July 20, 2001
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8 - 188Jeff Meyer, Christopher Walken, Widespread Panic July 23, 2001
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8 - 189Tom Selleck, David Rakoff July 24, 2001
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8 - 190Mark Wahlberg, Michael Lomonaco, Tegan & Sara July 25, 2001
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8 - 191Greg Kinnear, Afro Celt Sound System & Peter Gabriel July 26, 2001
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8 - 192Marilu Henner, Hugh Fink July 27, 2001
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8 - 193Kristin Davis, Nanci Griffith, Mark Borschardt July 30, 2001
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8 - 194Sean Combs July 31, 2001
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8 - 195Lance Armstrong, Thora Birch, Jamie O'Neal August 01, 2001
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8 - 196Nicole Kidman, Iggy Pop August 02, 2001
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8 - 197Antonio Banderas, Jeffrey Ross August 03, 2001