Overview
Mailbag: a letter about having your name mentioned on TV is somehow morphed into a request to see Alan getting the crap beat out of him. Later on in the segment, a letter about tornados has the same result, as an already bloodied Alan is further laid to waste. Also, Michael McIntee does a remote Top Ten from Central Park, while Jim Gaffigan discusses food and cleanliness.
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9 - 1Will Ferrell, Tom Dreesen August 20, 2001 -
9 - 2Bob Newhart, Maxwell August 21, 2001
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9 - 3National Hollerin' Champions, Julia Stiles, Habib Koite & Bamada August 22, 2001
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9 - 4Brooke Shields, John McEnroe, Joe Henry August 23, 2001
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9 - 5Eric Kraff, Goran Ivanisevic August 24, 2001
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9 - 6Connie Chung August 27, 2001
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9 - 7Jason Biggs, Daniel Tosh, Etta James August 28, 2001
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9 - 8Charles Grodin, Michael Franti & Spearhead August 29, 2001
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9 - 9Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon August 30, 2001
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9 - 10Helen Fielding, Al Lubel August 31, 2001
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9 - 11Tom Arnold, Brandi Chastain, Ralph Stanley & The Whites September 03, 2001
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9 - 12David Schwimmer, Bjork September 04, 2001
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9 - 13Carson Daly, US Marine Corps September 05, 2001
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9 - 14Tim Robbins, Amy Sedaris, Jimmy Eat World September 06, 2001
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9 - 15Eugene Levy, Rich Hall September 07, 2001
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9 - 16Dan Rather, Regis Philbin September 17, 2001
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9 - 17Bryant Gumbel, Denis Leary, Tori Amos September 18, 2001
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9 - 18Matthew Broderick, John Miller, Odetta & The Boys Choir of Harlem September 19, 2001
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9 - 19Walter Cronkite, Will Ferrell, Jewel September 20, 2001
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9 - 20
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9 - 21Rudolph Giuliani, Katie Harmon September 24, 2001
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9 - 22Marcia Gay Harden, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Pete Yorn September 25, 2001
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9 - 23Thomas Von Essen, Ben Stiller, Tenacious D September 26, 2001
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9 - 24Hillary Clinton, Cast of '42nd Street' September 27, 2001
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9 - 25Jason Alexander, Don Zimmer, Wyclef Jean September 28, 2001
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9 - 26Elton John, Steve Zahn October 01, 2001
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9 - 27Kate Beckinsale, Chris Kattan, Sarah Harmer October 02, 2001
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9 - 28John Cusack, Grant Paulsen, Joe Strummer October 03, 2001
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9 - 29Owen Wilson, Lisa Ling, Ryan Adams October 04, 2001
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9 - 30Joshua Jackson, Tiki Barber, Emo Phillips October 05, 2001
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9 - 31Farrah Fawcett, Tina Fey, Garbage October 08, 2001
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9 - 32Tom Cavanagh, Steve Hartman, Leona Naess October 09, 2001
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9 - 33Nathan Lane, Cokie Roberts October 10, 2001
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9 - 34Bruce Willis, Cody Arens, Alicia Keys October 11, 2001
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9 - 35Rose McGowen, Sarah Vowell, Jim Gaffigan October 12, 2001
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9 - 36Steve Kroft, Bruce McCall, John Mellencamp October 15, 2001
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9 - 37Jack Hannah, Justin Long, Daniel Rodriguez October 16, 2001
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9 - 38Ethan Hawke, Judith Miller, Quincy Jones October 17, 2001
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9 - 39John McCain, Brittany Murphy, Macy Gray October 18, 2001
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9 - 40Kevin Kline, Richard Holbrooke, Caroline Rhea October 19, 2001
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9 - 41David Hyde Pierce, U2 October 29, 2001
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9 - 42David Spade, Marv Albert, Laurie Anderson October 30, 2001
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9 - 43Kevin Spacey, Amy Sedaris October 31, 2001
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9 - 44Tom Brokaw, Gene Catron November 01, 2001
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9 - 45John Travolta, Harland Williams November 02, 2001
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9 - 46Jack Black, Tony Bennett November 05, 2001
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9 - 47Billy Crystal, Brittany Spears November 06, 2001
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9 - 48Marge Helgenberger, Gil de Ferran, Lyle Lovett November 07, 2001
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9 - 49Stupid Pet Tricks, Vince Vaughn, Faith Evans November 08, 2001
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9 - 50Richard Dreyfus, Brett Butler November 09, 2001
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9 - 51Martin Lawrence, Natalie Merchant November 12, 2001
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9 - 52Barbara Walters, David Radcliffe, Natalie Merchant November 13, 2001
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9 - 53Harry Connick Jr., Bernie Mac November 14, 2001
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9 - 54Steve Martin, Earl Scruggs November 15, 2001
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9 - 55Richard Harris, George Carlin November 16, 2001
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9 - 56Kevin James, Deion Sanders November 19, 2001
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9 - 57Julia Roberts, Shelby Lynne November 20, 2001
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9 - 58Jenna Elfman, Kid Rock November 21, 2001
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9 - 59David Sedaris, Five for Fighting November 22, 2001
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9 - 60Ray Romano, Mitch Hedberg November 23, 2001
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9 - 61Kelly Ripa, Mort Sahl November 26, 2001
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9 - 62George Clooney, Martha Stewart November 27, 2001
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9 - 63Noah Wyle, George Miller, Carole King November 28, 2001
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9 - 64Julia Stiles, Jeff Gordon November 29, 2001
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9 - 65Jada Pinkett Smith, Thomas Friedman November 30, 2001
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9 - 66Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Gorman, Kelly Goldsmith December 10, 2001
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9 - 67Mariah Carey, Elijah Wood, Stereophonics December 11, 2001
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9 - 68Andy Garcia, Chris Matthews December 12, 2001
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9 - 69Kid Scientists, Liv Tyler, Cake December 13, 2001
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9 - 70Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis Regan December 14, 2001
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9 - 71Meg Ryan, Diana Krall December 17, 2001
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9 - 72Kevin Spacey, Jerome Bettis, Jane Monheit December 18, 2001
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9 - 73Jamie Foxx, Rhys Ifans, Darlene Love December 19, 2001
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9 - 74Marisa Tomei, Lenny Kravitz December 20, 2001
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9 - 75Peter Jennings, Tom Ryan December 21, 2001
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9 - 76Ian McKellan, Phil Simms December 26, 2001
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9 - 77Rudolph Giuliani, P.O.D. December 27, 2001
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9 - 78Lauren Graham, Eddie Brill December 28, 2001
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9 - 79Gwyneth Paltrow, Starsailor January 07, 2002
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9 - 80Cate Blanchett, Timothy Treadwell January 08, 2002
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9 - 81Jennifer Connelly, Colin Soloway January 09, 2002
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9 - 82Jack Black, Foo Fighters January 10, 2002
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9 - 83Tom Cruise, Tom Papa January 11, 2002
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9 - 84Ethan Zohn, Josh Hartnett, Remy Zero January 14, 2002
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9 - 85Cuba Gooding Jr., Jewel January 15, 2002
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9 - 86David Brenner, Howie Long, Jewel January 16, 2002
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9 - 87Cynthia Nixon, Mario Andretti, Willie Nelson & Rob Thomas January 17, 2002
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9 - 88Darrell Hammond, Elayne Boosler, Willie Nelson & Lyle Lovett January 18, 2002
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9 - 89Jimmy Kimmell, Julie Bowen, Cracker January 28, 2002
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9 - 90Bruce Willis, Ivan Neville January 29, 2002
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9 - 91Tim Russert, Jason Schwartzman January 30, 2002
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9 - 92Merv Griffin, Phantom Planet January 31, 2002
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9 - 93Regis Philbin, Steven Wright February 01, 2002
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9 - 94LL Cool J, John McEnroe February 04, 2002
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9 - 95Amy Brenneman, Martin Rees, Shakira February 05, 2002
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9 - 96Adam Vinatieri, Chris Matthews February 06, 2002
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9 - 97Mariska Harkitay, George Divoky, Alan Jackson February 07, 2002
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9 - 98Andy Richter, Jake Johannsen February 08, 2002
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9 - 99Janet Jackson, Enrique Iglesias February 11, 2002
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9 - 100Denis Leary, India.Arie February 12, 2002
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9 - 101Kelly Clark, Jeri Ryan February 13, 2002
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9 - 102Calista Flockhart, Incubus February 14, 2002
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9 - 103Colin Farrell, Colin Quinn February 15, 2002
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9 - 104Ross Powers, Mila Kunis February 18, 2002
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9 - 105Casey FitzRandolph, Ashleigh Banfield February 19, 2002
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9 - 106Simon Ammann, Kevin Bacon February 20, 2002
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9 - 107Halle Berry, Jonny Moseley February 21, 2002
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9 - 108Richard Dreyfuss, Jeff Foxworthy February 22, 2002
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9 - 109Jill Bakken and Vonnetta Flowers, Kelsey Grammer, Alanis Morissette February 25, 2002
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9 - 110Martin Short, Jack Hanna February 26, 2002
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9 - 111Stupid Human Tricks, Cher February 27, 2002
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9 - 112Tom Arnold, Nappy Roots February 28, 2002
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9 - 113Cokie Roberts, Al Lubel March 01, 2002
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9 - 114Ray Romano, Jason Kidd March 11, 2002
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9 - 115Regis Philbin, Andie MacDowell, Evelyn Glennie March 12, 2002
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9 - 116Rene Russo, Bob Sarlatte, The Chieftains March 13, 2002
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9 - 117John McCain, The White Stripes March 18, 2002
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9 - 118Jon Stewart, Kit Armstrong March 19, 2002
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9 - 119Bonnie Hunt, N.E.R.D. March 20, 2002
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9 - 120Adam Arkin, Amy Sedaris, Midnight Oil March 25, 2002
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9 - 121Barbara Walters, Shannon McNally March 26, 2002
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9 - 122Peter Krause, Doris Kearns Goodwin March 27, 2002
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9 - 123Robin Williams, Sevendust March 28, 2002
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9 - 124Andy Dick, Mike Britt March 29, 2002
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9 - 125Marv Albert, Charlotte Ross April 01, 2002
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9 - 126Tim Robbins, Jimmie Walker, Cast of Oklahoma April 02, 2002
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9 - 127Michael J. Fox, Patti Smith April 03, 2002
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9 - 128Selma Blair, Dick Enberg April 04, 2002
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9 - 129Bob Newhart, Demetri Martin April 05, 2002
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9 - 130Rosie Perez, George Miller April 08, 2002
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9 - 131John Ashcroft April 09, 2002
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9 - 132Sandra Bullock, Billy Norris, Sheryl Crow April 10, 2002
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9 - 133Dee Dee Davis, Cameron Diaz, The Strokes April 11, 2002
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9 - 134Matthew Conaughey, John Witherspoon April 12, 2002
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9 - 135Ashton Kutcher, Oliver Atukudzi April 22, 2002
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9 - 136Landon Shuffett, Seth Green, Elvis Costello April 23, 2002
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9 - 137Tiffani Thiessen, Bill Walton, Bonnie Raitt April 24, 2002
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9 - 138Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg April 25, 2002
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9 - 139The Rock, Dwayne Kennedy April 26, 2002
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9 - 140Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg April 29, 2002
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9 - 141Incredible Dog Challenge, Debra Messing, Wilco April 30, 2002
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9 - 142Kirsten Dunst, Steve Nash, Angie Stone & The O'Jays May 01, 2002
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9 - 143Tobey Maquire, Trey Anastasio May 02, 2002
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9 - 144Jennifer Garner, Jim Gaffigan May 03, 2002
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9 - 145Mary Tyler Moore, Norah Jones May 06, 2002
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9 - 146Richard Gere, Reggie Miller May 07, 2002
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9 - 147Will Ferrell, Tom Waits May 08, 2002
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9 - 148Hugh Grant, Tony Hawk May 09, 2002
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9 - 149Gillian Andersen, Jonathan Katz May 10, 2002
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9 - 150Liza Minnelli May 13, 2002
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9 - 151Kid Scientists, Allison Janney, Al Green May 14, 2002
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9 - 152Alec Baldwin, Ted Nugent May 15, 2002
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9 - 153
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9 - 154Kathie Lee Gifford, Brian Regan May 17, 2002
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9 - 155Vecepia Towerey, Hilary Swank, The Firecrackers May 20, 2002
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9 - 156Diane Sawyer, Jesse Martin May 21, 2002
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9 - 157Jennifer Lopez, April Kleinschmidt, Patty Loveless May 22, 2002
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9 - 158Jon Favreau, David Rakoff, Anton Figg May 23, 2002
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9 - 159Charles Grodin, Wendy Liebman May 24, 2002
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9 - 160Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Dreesen, Goo Goo Dolls June 03, 2002
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9 - 161Celine Dion, Helio Castroneves June 04, 2002
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9 - 162Chris Rock, Jack Johnson June 05, 2002
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9 - 163Nicolas Cage, Abi Thomas, Jimmy Eat World June 06, 2002
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9 - 164Zach Braff, Kathleen Madigan June 07, 2002
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9 - 165Christian Slater, David Bowie June 10, 2002
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9 - 166Sarah Michelle Gellar, John McEnroe June 11, 2002
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9 - 167Freddie Prinze, Jr., Alicia Keys June 12, 2002
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9 - 168Jodie Foster, Jack Hanna June 13, 2002
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9 - 169Matt Damon, Marc Maron June 14, 2002
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9 - 170Stupid Human Tricks, Tom Cruise, The Flatlanders June 17, 2002
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9 - 171Ellen DeGeneres, Al Franken June 18, 2002
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9 - 172Piedmont Birdcallers, Lauren Ambrose, Moby June 19, 2002
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9 - 173
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9 - 174Connie Chung, Gary Mule Deer June 21, 2002
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9 - 175
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9 - 176National Hollering Champions, Adam Sandler, Trik Turner June 25, 2002
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9 - 177Tom Brokaw, Bow Wow June 26, 2002
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9 - 178Michelle Williams, Barry Sonnenfeld June 27, 2002
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9 - 179Christina Ricci, Daniel Tosh, Ben Kweller June 28, 2002
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9 - 180Tom Hanks, Dolly Parton July 08, 2002
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9 - 181Stupid Pet Tricks, Jude Law, rubyhorse July 09, 2002
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9 - 182Robin Williams, Pat Green July 10, 2002
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9 - 183Paul Newman, Counting Crows July 11, 2002
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9 - 184Nathan Lane, Hugh Fink July 12, 2002
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9 - 185Serena Williams, Tom Arnold, Dave Matthews Band July 15, 2002
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9 - 186Catherine Keener, Mario Batali, Solomon Burke July 16, 2002
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9 - 187Sarah Jessica Parker, Etta James July 17, 2002
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9 - 188Geena Davis, Robert Plant July 18, 2002
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9 - 189Ted Koppel, Wendy Liebman July 19, 2002
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9 - 190Haley Joel Osment, Bill Scheft, Dashboard Confessional July 22, 2002
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9 - 191Kristen Johnson, Kinky July 23, 2002
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9 - 192Dana Carvey, Ben Kilham July 24, 2002
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9 - 193Amy Sedaris, Chazz Palminteri, Weezer July 25, 2002
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9 - 194Bill Cosby, Tift Merritt July 26, 2002
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9 - 195Julia Stiles, Mike Daisey, Wyclef Jean July 29, 2002
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9 - 196Joan Rivers, Zooey Deschanel July 30, 2002
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9 - 197Blaine Mayhugh, Joaquin Phoenix, Little Richard July 31, 2002
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9 - 198Mike Myers, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band August 01, 2002
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9 - 199Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Mitch Hedberg August 02, 2002
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9 - 200Matthew Perry, The Vines August 19, 2002
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9 - 201Robin Williams, James Taylor August 20, 2002
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9 - 202Al Pacino, Roger Clemens August 21, 2002
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9 - 203Elizabeth Hurley, Tom Ryan August 23, 2002
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9 - 204Stupid Human Tricks, Jimmy Fallon, Dirty Vegas August 26, 2002
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9 - 205Chris Elliot, Eliza Dushku, Dixie Chicks August 27, 2002
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9 - 206John Travolta, Nelly August 28, 2002
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9 - 207Caroline Rhea, Jake Gyllenhall August 29, 2002
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9 - 208Martin Short, Lewis Black August 30, 2002