Overview
Cold Opening: Tom Ridge finks on Michael Jackson. Also, Dave has yet another rant about Paris Hilton, claiming that she won't be on because a "no-good weasel, beady-eyed putz publicist" told her not to appear. "He's lower than pond scum," Dave observes, then later he calls him a nitwit and a knuckle-dragging neanderthal.
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11 - 1Al Franken, Grant Paulsen September 01, 2003 -
11 - 2Craig Kilborn, Dave Salmoni, Kings of Leon September 02, 2003
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11 - 3Gen. Tommy Franks, Rodney Crowell September 03, 2003
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11 - 4Nicolas Cage, Alton Brown September 04, 2003
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11 - 5Whoopi Goldberg, Vic Henley, Ima Robot September 05, 2003
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11 - 6Andy Roddick, Jack Black, Warren Zevon* September 08, 2003
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11 - 7Salma Hayek, Chris Elliott September 09, 2003
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11 - 8Sharon Stone, The Raveonettes September 10, 2003
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11 - 9Regis Philbin, Seal September 11, 2003
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11 - 10Cuba Gooding Jr., Simon & Garfunkel September 12, 2003
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11 - 11Dr. Phil, David Bowie September 22, 2003
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11 - 12Ben Stiller, Elvis Costello September 23, 2003
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11 - 13The Rock, Lynne Cheney September 24, 2003
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11 - 14Colin Powell, Jennifer Garner September 25, 2003
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11 - 15Joe Pantaliano, Kevin Nealon, Outkast September 26, 2003
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11 - 16Denzel Washington, New York Philharmonic September 29, 2003
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11 - 17Tom Cavanagh, Ray Wald, Dido September 30, 2003
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11 - 18Tim Robbins, Sting October 01, 2003
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11 - 19Stupid Human Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, R.E.M. October 02, 2003
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11 - 20Robin Williams, Summerwind Skippers October 03, 2003
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11 - 21Jessica Simpson, Rufus Wainwright October 06, 2003
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11 - 22Uma Thurman, Ricky Gervais, Renee Fleming October 07, 2003
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11 - 23Amy Sedaris, Tom Dreesen, Anthony Hamilton October 08, 2003
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11 - 24George Clooney, Merle Haggard October 09, 2003
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11 - 25Charlie Sheen, John Mayer October 10, 2003
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11 - 26Halle Berry, Lance Armstrong October 13, 2003
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11 - 27John Cusack, Scott Dixon, Hot Hot Heat October 14, 2003
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11 - 28Katie Holmes, Brian Greene, Jonny Lang October 15, 2003
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11 - 29Dustin Hoffman, Jamie Oliver October 16, 2003
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11 - 30Darrell Hammond, Radiohead October 17, 2003
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11 - 31Kiefer Sutherland, Emmylou Harris October 27, 2003
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11 - 32Courteney Cox, Doris Roberts October 28, 2003
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11 - 33Keanu Reeves, Sue Johanson October 29, 2003
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11 - 34Eric McCormack, Dante Hall October 30, 2003
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11 - 35Pamela Anderson, Amanda Lollar, Bubba Sparxx October 31, 2003
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11 - 36Ashley Judd, Richard Belzer, Sarah McLachlan November 03, 2003
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11 - 37Regis Philbin, Amy Brenneman November 04, 2003
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11 - 38Will Ferrell, Jack McKeon, Lyle Lovett November 05, 2003
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11 - 39Howard Stern, Iggy Pop with Sum 41 November 06, 2003
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11 - 40Lauren Graham, Paul Tracey, Wyclef Jean November 07, 2003
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11 - 41Norm MacDonald, Jack Hannah November 10, 2003
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11 - 42Madonna, Chris Elliot November 11, 2003
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11 - 43Tom Brokaw, Dolly Parton November 12, 2003
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11 - 44Russell Crowe, Pink November 13, 2003
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11 - 45Jessica Lynch, Shelby Lynne November 14, 2003
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11 - 46Stupid Pet Tricks, Cate Blanchett November 17, 2003
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11 - 47Dakota Fanning, Rocco DiSpirito, Cast of Wicked November 18, 2003
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11 - 48Alec Baldwin, Freddy Adu, Cyndi Lauper November 19, 2003
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11 - 49Wesley Clark November 20, 2003
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11 - 50Robert Downey Jr., Joss Stone November 21, 2003
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11 - 51Paul Newman, Clay Aiken November 24, 2003
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11 - 52Tom Ridge, Puddle of Mudd November 25, 2003
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11 - 53Mike Myers, Jay-Z November 26, 2003
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11 - 54Tom Arnold, Moby November 27, 2003
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11 - 55Jessica Alba, Wendy Liebman, The Rapture November 28, 2003
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11 - 56Matt Damon, Jack Johnson and G. Love December 08, 2003
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11 - 57Danny DeVito, Tim Russert December 09, 2003
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11 - 58Amanda Peet, Barry Sonnenfeld December 10, 2003
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11 - 59Kirsten Dunst, Rod Stewart December 11, 2003
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11 - 60Julia Roberts, Alkaline Trio December 12, 2003
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11 - 61Liv Tyler, John Witherspoon, Alicia Keys December 15, 2003
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11 - 62Barbara Walters, Sandra Diaz-Twine December 16, 2003
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11 - 63Neve Campbell, Wellwater Conspiracy December 17, 2003
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11 - 64Bonnie Hunt, Dave Matthews December 18, 2003
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11 - 65Charlize Theron, Dave Matthews December 19, 2003
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11 - 66Steve Martin, Shannon Eis December 22, 2003
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11 - 67Renee Zellweger, Darlene Love December 23, 2003
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11 - 68Jennifer Aniston, Ryan Adams January 05, 2004
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11 - 69Jennifer Connelly, Christopher Paolini January 06, 2004
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11 - 70Eddie Griffin, Marv Albert January 07, 2004
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11 - 71Nathan Lane, Ruben Studdard January 08, 2004
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11 - 72Billy Bob Thornton January 09, 2004
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11 - 73Patricia Heaton, Kate Bosworth January 12, 2004
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11 - 74Jeff Daniels, Isaiah Thomas, The Shins January 13, 2004
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11 - 75Bette Midler, Howie Day January 14, 2004
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11 - 76Dave Chapelle, Carmen Electra January 15, 2004
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11 - 77Christina Aquilera, Gary Muledeer January 16, 2004
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11 - 78Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey, Al Green January 19, 2004
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11 - 79Ashton Kutcher, Paula Abdul January 20, 2004
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11 - 80Kristin Davis, Joe Simpson January 21, 2004
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11 - 81Matthew Broderick, Jim Garvin January 22, 2004
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11 - 82Al Franken, Jake Johannsen, Phantom Planet January 23, 2004
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11 - 83Regis Philbin, The Thrills February 02, 2004
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11 - 84Harry Connick Jr., Sean Astin February 03, 2004
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11 - 85Bill Belichick, Cindy Crawford February 04, 2004
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11 - 86Hilary Swank, Todd Barry, Nellie McKay February 06, 2004
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11 - 87Dr. Phil, Tara Dakides, Clip of The Beatles February 09, 2004
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11 - 88Drew Barrymore, Jack Hanna February 10, 2004
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11 - 89Adam Sandler, Eve February 11, 2004
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11 - 90Bill Murray, Jermaine O'Neal February 12, 2004
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11 - 91Alec Baldwin, Sofia Coppola, Kylie Minogue February 13, 2004
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11 - 92Stupid Human Tricks, Ray Romano, Kayne West February 16, 2004
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11 - 93Kelly Ripa, Lindsay Lohan February 17, 2004
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11 - 94Ashley Judd, Ben Harper February 18, 2004
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11 - 95Gordon Geisbrecht, Sarah Jessica Parker, Nelly Furtado February 19, 2004
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11 - 96Amber Tamblyn, Brian Regan, Leona Naess February 20, 2004
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11 - 97Jeff Goldblum, Norah Jones February 23, 2004
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11 - 98Edie Falco, Steven Bailey, Edie Brickell February 24, 2004
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11 - 99Diane Sawyer, Benjamin McKenzie February 25, 2004
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11 - 100Stupid Pet Tricks, Tim Robbins, Evanescence February 26, 2004
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11 - 101Bill Cosby, Toby Lightman February 27, 2004
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11 - 102Anne Heche, Cee-Lo March 01, 2004
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11 - 103Turkey Callers, Julia Stiles, Jessica Simpson March 02, 2004
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11 - 104Ben Stiller, Robert Rudolph and The Family Band March 03, 2004
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11 - 105Viggo Mortensen, Sting, Bill Murray March 04, 2004
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11 - 106Charles Grodin, Chloe Pang March 05, 2004
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11 - 107Jim Carrey, Steve Winwood March 15, 2004
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11 - 108Kate Winslet, Bruce McCall, The Vines March 16, 2004
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11 - 109Courtney Love March 17, 2004
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11 - 110Tom Hanks, N.E.R.D. March 22, 2004
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11 - 111Jamie Foxx, Al Franken March 23, 2004
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11 - 112Ricky Gervais, Blondie March 24, 2004
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11 - 113Janet Jackson, John Mayer March 29, 2004
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11 - 114Matthew Perry, Lou Reed March 30, 2004
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11 - 115Johnny Knoxville, Sahr Singh, The Walkmen March 31, 2004
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11 - 116The Rock, Liz Phair April 01, 2004
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11 - 117Tyler Crotty, Michael Imperioli, Jim Gaffigan April 02, 2004
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11 - 118Bruce Willis, Renee Askins April 06, 2004
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11 - 119Jimmy Fallon, Anne Hathaway, Usher April 07, 2004
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11 - 120Billy Crystal, Alex Rodriguez April 12, 2004
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11 - 121Chris Rock, The Upside Down Act April 13, 2004
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11 - 122Amy Sedaris, Damien Rice April 14, 2004
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11 - 123David Duchovny, Chris Russo April 15, 2004
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11 - 124Phil Mickelson, Kathryn Morris, Patti Smith April 16, 2004
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11 - 125Megan Mullally, Eli Manning, Diana Krall April 26, 2004
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11 - 126Andy Richter, Davy Rothbart, Mary Chapin Carpenter April 27, 2004
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11 - 127Julianne Moore, Robert Klein, Todd Rundgren April 28, 2004
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11 - 128Kelly Ripa, Jennie Finch April 29, 2004
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11 - 129Hillary Clinton, The Roots April 30, 2004
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11 - 130
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11 - 131Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Adam Brody May 04, 2004
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11 - 132Kate Beckinsale, Sue Johanson May 05, 2004
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11 - 133Diving Dogs, Tina Fey, Morgan Spurlock May 06, 2004
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11 - 135Amber Brkich, Regis Philbin, Black-Eyed Peas May 10, 2004
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11 - 136David Hyde Pierce, David Byrne May 11, 2004
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11 - 137John McCain, Tom Dreesen May 12, 2004
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11 - 138Stupid Pet Tricks, Hugh Jackman May 13, 2004
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11 - 139Amy Sedaris, Modest Mouse May 14, 2004
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11 - 140Antonio Banderas, Alanis Morrisette May 17, 2004
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11 - 141Charlie Sheen, Jack Hanna May 18, 2004
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11 - 142Kiefer Sutherland, Incubus May 19, 2004
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11 - 143Kate Hudons, Outkast May 20, 2004
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11 - 144Ellen DeGeneres, The Strokes May 21, 2004
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11 - 145Nicole Kidman, Avril Lavigne May 24, 2004
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11 - 146Dennis Quaid, Velvet Revolver May 25, 2004
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11 - 147Mandy Moore, Nate Erwin, Counting Crows May 26, 2004
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11 - 148Darrell Hammond, blink-182 May 27, 2004
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11 - 149Andy Dick, Bob Woodward May 28, 2004
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11 - 150Bill Murray, P.J. Harvey June 07, 2004
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11 - 151Bette Midler, David Tidmarsh June 08, 2004
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11 - 152Buddy Rice, Christopher Walken, Kid Rock June 09, 2004
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11 - 153Matthew Broderick, Jamie Cullum June 10, 2004
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11 - 154P. Diddy, Jim Gaffigan June 11, 2004
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11 - 155Paris Hilton, Patti Scalfa June 14, 2004
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11 - 156Ben Stiller, Beastie Boys June 15, 2004
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11 - 157Chauncey Billups, Dana Carvey, Wilco June 16, 2004
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11 - 158Vince Vaughn, Margaret Cho June 17, 2004
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11 - 159Michael Moore, Jennifer Hawkins, Los Lobos June 18, 2004
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11 - 160Larry Brown, Sean Hayes, Phish June 21, 2004
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11 - 161Kevin Kline, Nicole Richie June 22, 2004
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11 - 162David Alan Grier, Britton Keeshan, the Von Bondies June 23, 2004
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11 - 163Kid Inventors, Shawn Wayans, Secret Machines June 24, 2004
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11 - 164Bonnie Hunt, Dylan Moran June 25, 2004
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11 - 165Piedmont Bird Callers, Kirsten Dunst, Chris Robinson June 28, 2004
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11 - 166Keira Knightly, Joseph Wilson June 29, 2004
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11 - 167Ethan Hawke, Jon Heder June 30, 2004
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11 - 168Will Ferrell, Dashboard Confessional July 01, 2004
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11 - 169Christina Applegate, David Sedaris July 02, 2004
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11 - 170Kristin Davis, Ali G July 12, 2004
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11 - 171Will Smith, Jet July 13, 2004
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11 - 172Hilary Duff, Jonathan Ames July 14, 2004
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11 - 173Cedric the Entertainer, Laird Hamilton July 15, 2004
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11 - 174Julianna Marguiles, Bob Sarlatte, Ashlee Simpson July 16, 2004
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11 - 175Denzel Washington, Jim Rome July 19, 2004
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11 - 176Halley Berry, Maria Mena July 20, 2004
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11 - 177Sharon Stone, Yeah Yeah Yeahs July 21, 2004
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11 - 178Matt Damon, Carmelo Anthony, The Hives July 22, 2004
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11 - 179Brittany Murphy, Paula Poundstone July 23, 2004
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11 - 180Holly Hunter, US Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team July 26, 2004
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11 - 181John McEnroe, Zach Braff July 27, 2004
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11 - 182Bob Newhart, 213 with Snoop Dogg July 28, 2004
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11 - 183Natalie Portman, Ambulance LTD July 29, 2004
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11 - 184Rosie Perez, Greg Giraldo July 30, 2004
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11 - 185Pamela Anderson, Al Franken August 02, 2004
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11 - 186Bill Clinton, Natalie Merchant August 03, 2004
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11 - 187Tom Cruise, Dax Shepard August 04, 2004
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11 - 188Gerard Mulligan, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jessica Simpson August 05, 2004
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11 - 189Tommy Franks, Greg Giraldo August 06, 2004